The NFL Shah: Part One
by Kinner Shah It’s that time of year again, arguably more exciting than the draft—it’s signing time. It’s a time-honored tradition. Who goes where, and for how much. Some teams make out well, while...
View ArticleBaltimore vs. San Francisco: A Closer, More Disgusting Look
by Tommy Gimler Could there be two more disparate cities battling for the Lombardi Trophy than San Francisco and Baltimore? On one hand, you have an East Coast harbor town comprised of blue collar...
View ArticleWho Has The More Impressive Rap Sheet, Baltimore or San Francisco?
by Tommy Gimler From what we’ve read online and watched on television this week, Super Bowl XLVII should be tighter than Lolo Jones’ fish mitten. So before I’m placing any bets on the big game, I’m...
View ArticleThe DUD Super Bowl Prop Sheet – Win $50, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern Check it out, bro. I still do unpaid internship at this American sports blog, but my boss say, “Hey, Rakesh. If you can beat every one of our readers on our Super Bowl Prop Sheet,...
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Chronic Complainer Anthony Davis Thinks Green Bay Is A Shithole
by Tommy Gimler Packers fans looking to keep their fat asses warm today received some fuel for their fires courtesy of this tweet San Francisco 49ers offensive tackle Anthony Davis sent out after WWE...
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Look How Much Fun It Is Going To A 49ers Game These Days
by Tommy Gimler Frank Gore has been a badass on the field for quite some time now, but we’re pretty sure this guy wearing a T-shirt bearing his name in the men’s room at Levi’s Stadium yesterday could...
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49ers Hit Rock Bottom, Send Fans Survey Asking If Winning Is Important To Them
by Tommy Gimler I believe the kids would call this one of those “SMH” moments. Since the Super Bowl became a thing in 1967, the San Francisco 49ers have won five Lombardi Trophies and made it to the...
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2018 NFC West Preview: 49ers Fans Are Dreaming Of A Season Bigger Than Jimmy...
by Tommy Gimler Believe it or not, the Rams’ road to the top of the NFC West this year isn’t as easy as bedding Alyssa Milano if you’re a pro baseball player. San Francisco got hotter at the end of...
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Here Is How The NFC West Will Finish, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern This is division where most coaches and quarterbacks have sexually attractive girlies, bro! Check it out, bro. It’s once again that time of year when silly game of American...
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These Super Bowl 54 Prop Bets Are Freakin’ JUICY, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern I didn’t take quaaludes for entire month of January and now I am in great shape to make bookie my bitch during Super Bowl, bro. Check it out, bro. It has been another year of...
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